"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard United Airlines Flight 930, nonstop service to London Heathrow. My name is Sarah Radcliffe, and I will be your purser on today's flight. Please pay attention to the safety video highlighting the safety features of this Boeing 777. Thank you for choosing the LESBIAN-friendly skies today."
03 January 2008
Orlando update
I've confirmed everything, including the airline ticket.
This being a primarily leisure route, the first class section was virtually empty as I booked. I applied for an upgrade of my discount economy ticket, using my frequent flier miles; the request was immediately confirmed. In a more business-oriented route, I would've had no chance, as the paying business travelers and the elite-level frequent fliers would have had priority.
Looking forward to flying first class, observing first class procedures, and imagining Sarah or Martha perform those procedures. I'll be on Boeing 757s both ways - United's workhorse aircraft, and one that Martha would work most often (and even Sarah would work occasionally on her domestic runs).
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